Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Speidi tardy for their own wedding, and going to swine flu heaven!!!


Once Spidey had a wedding, which was unknown to the public, they went to their nice wedding reception. Here's the thing, they showed up to their own wedding reception! Now THAT, is class!!! However, the class does not end there! While their guests were waiting in the waiting area of the hotel, they had a sparse amount of waiters serving a chicken or tuna salad on cheap crackers. Also, their guests, sipped on their alcoholic drinks supplied from the bar, that the guests had to pay for!! Yes, that is right. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did not have a open bar, but yet, had their guests pay for their own drinks. The guests were supposed to arrive at the hotel promptly at 6 o'clock, as suggested by the invitation, and the doors did not even open to go in until 7 o'clock. The guests of honor did not even arrive at their own wedding reception until 9 o'clock. A full three hours after it was supposed to start! You can't blame traffic on that one!
After their non-punctual, class filled, and expensive alcohol filled wedding reception, Speidi Montag-Pratt jetted off to swine flu infested, Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. That's smart Speidi, real smart!!! While you're there getting God knows what STDs from random Mexican woman (Spencer), why not add swine flu to that list to make things a little more exciting? I think Spencer has been showing his pig like symptoms long before this outbreak! I think this swine flu originated from L.A., at Speidi's apartment. Have fun swimming with the pigs Speidi!!!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester can sing?


Most of us know that Blair, from Gossip Girl, can bitch, but can she really sing? I guess so because she got a record deal with a multi million dollar company. Surprising, yes. Realistic, no. Even though I have never heard her actually sing, many actresses try to have a singing career after they have established a acting career, and unfortunately most of those singing careers go down the toilets, uh oh. Will Leighton end up being among the greats of singing or acting, or will she forever be our, xoxo Gossip Girl?

Friday, April 24, 2009

Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk!!


Well, that's what she says, according to her interview with MSNBC. Her exact statement “Never. I’ve never been drunk in my life, I don’t like it. It’s not my thing. Spending money on clothes and shoes, that’s another thing.” Well, she has enough money to spend on alcohol, shoes, AND clothes, so why not buy the best, hardest alcohol, and the finest clothes? We all know you are loaded beyond comprehension, so don't even use the excuse that you don't wanna spend your money on alcohol!

Like, come on, we all know what is in that Coke cup on American Idol, yes, some of it may be Coke, but not all of it ;-) . It must be a donation because you don't like to spend your money on that kind of that thing. Everyone has been drunk at least one time in their life, I do not care if you are Mother Theresa, you have been drunk at least once in your life?

Susan Boyle gets a makeover!!!



The winner of Britain's Got Talent, got a makeover! I recall her saying that she did not want to change her look because she is true to herself and prior to Britain's Got Talent, she hadn't even left the area that she grew up in. But now she is breaking out of her shell, getting a makeover, and might even make it to Hollywood sooner or later! She died her hair, and obviously went shopping because she is sporting a Camel colored Burberry Scarf, and a new designer bag, shoes, and jacket! It didn't take long for that trueness to herself to wear off, who knows people, we may have the new Britney or Lindsay on our hands, a much older version, but old people can have fun too!!!

Channing Tatum Getting Married!



Why would he want to get married, when currently, he can get any girl in the United States he wants? Once he ties the knot, his time of booty gettin' drunken bar nights are over!! He doesn't really like to talk about the situation, maybe he is a little ashamed that he is giving up his freedom to big chined, Jenna Dewan. She does however, like to brag a little about how big her engagement ring from Channing is!

Well, no matter what, we wish that their marriage be a great one filled with happiness and beautiful (they will be beautiful) babies, and hope they don' inherit that chin.... But if they do, there's always plastic surgery ;-)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Is it Lauren Conrad's Last Season Of the Hills?



Unfortunately, the answer to this question is, yes. The girl who has become ear and dear to our hearts, starting out in Laguna Beach and then staring in The Hills, is finally going to be leaving our lives of trashy reality television. I have tried to ignore the rumors, but the evidence has become over bearing, and, yes, this will be Lauren Conrad's last season on the MTV hit show, The Hills.

Lauren was quoted in Seventeen magazine saying, “My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing.”

Aren't we being a little selfish Lauren? You might want to keep your stardom fresh and vibrant, but honestly, people never get tired of trashy reality T.V. shows with caddy fights and over the top drama! I mean, look at The Real World, they are like in their millionth season and we still love it! We will miss you lauren!

Oops, brits weave fell out agai!

Last night in Oakland, CA, our pop princess, Britney Spears' weave fell out of her hair while she was on stage. Personally having seen this show, not this exact one, but the same concert, this scene was HOT! However, this is a mood killer, when a piece of her beautiful hair falls out when a blindfolded dancer accidentally pulled it out.

I don't know about you, but if I was her, I would ask for my money back on that weave because it did not do its job! I know someone is going to get their butt chewed out for this little mishap!! Watch the vid, at the beginning, you will see the dancer coming down, and putting his hand on her hair against the couch, and when Britney goes up, her hair stays down!

Just Timberlake's, The Phone


I don't know if anyone else but me saw The Phone on MTV the other night, but I know I did, and I watched every second of it, because I couldn't stand how stupid and bad it was, and guess what, I was right! It was obviously scripted and the people who they had on it were terrible actors.

It is just a terrible spin off of the movie, Eagle Eye, turned into a terrible television show! J.T. is just trying to ad television production to his list of accomplishments, and he invested in the wrong show. If you haven't seen this show and don't mind losing an hour of your time that you are never going to get back, then watch this show and laugh at the terrible acting! Worth it, maybe not. Really Justin, really?

Britney Booed off stage?


No! This is a complete falsehood! Many people think that Britney Spears was booed off of stage in Vancouver, Canada when she was performing at her Circus Tour. However, this is not the case! The fans in the audience were smoking which they were advised not to do. They were warned not to smoke any more or there would be consequences.

The fans did not believe that and continued to smoke. Security advised Britney to leave the stage and to come back when the fans could stop smoking. She left the stage and THEN the fans started to boo. She did not get booed off stage! I repeat, she was not booed off stage! We love you Britney, keep doing your thing!!